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OMG Frodo and Sam like totally made out!

thass right, during this scene where Aragorn is sleeping and Arwen (who the fuck is she again?) comes to him in his dream, heavy petting ensues, and then they do this really freaky thing where they keep going back and forth to Frodo and Sam during the Aragorn/Arwen love scene... Frodo untightening his belt while Sam coos into his crotch, hand on Frodo's thigh in anticipation of "Master" Baggins's hairy little "One Thing" with which to rule him... Gollum watching from behind a tree with his hand down his codpiece, violently jerking off. i tell you, it should have gotten an NC-17 rating!

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just got an interesting PM on a message board from someone who thinks that the Chinese are inherently "evil".
re: my layout contest entry for htmlforums....

justjeni wrote on 12-18-2002 07:04 PM:
Shame on you for joking about terrorism - and the Golden Gate bridge. Were that to be blown up, I have loved one's who would go with it. What a horrid, evil thing to do. I can take a lot, but that was unconscionable and inexcusable. God help you if terrorism hits your turf.

and my reply:

1) i think everyone in America has relatives in San Francisco. it's a rather large town.
2) the joke was on jingoism, not terrorism.
3) thanks for your concern, but god refuses to answer my calls these days, so i have every reason to believe that he or she couldn't care less what happens to dangerous subversives like me anyway.

regards,
~'moffra

someone once told me i have a dark and twisted (and alleged) sense of humor.

someone reported me to the Suicide Prevention Authority and Commission on Extremely Obtuse, Unhappy Teens (S.P.A.C.E.O.U.T.).

i am not going to kill myself. wallow in that.

and here i thought that it was abundantly clear that my obviously gross misanthropy precludes me from doing the world any favors!

henceforth, all incredibly interesting posts (morbid or not) will be made friends-only (viewable only to a select few). i hate having to censor myself ( fuck  that!), but i hate having the local Happiness Task Force breathing down my neck even worse, so....

anyone wanting to get on my friends list should leave a message here, or send an e-mail to deargodkillmenow@meat-thing.com with your LJ username (if you have one), or, if you're not a LJ user, just ask me for an activation code. i might give you one and i might not. i have an extremely limited supply. if you are between the ages of 25-35 and we have ever been good buds, then i have one for you. especially the girls, because i know the guys aren't even reading this in the first place, and would definitely let that precious code go to waste in the second.

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