hobbit porn
Dec. 18th, 2002 04:18 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
OMG Frodo and Sam like totally made out!
thass right, during this scene where Aragorn is sleeping and Arwen (who the fuck is she again?) comes to him in his dream, heavy petting ensues, and then they do this really freaky thing where they keep going back and forth to Frodo and Sam during the Aragorn/Arwen love scene... Frodo untightening his belt while Sam coos into his crotch, hand on Frodo's thigh in anticipation of "Master" Baggins's hairy little "One Thing" with which to rule him... Gollum watching from behind a tree with his hand down his codpiece, violently jerking off. i tell you, it should have gotten an NC-17 rating!
thass right, during this scene where Aragorn is sleeping and Arwen (who the fuck is she again?) comes to him in his dream, heavy petting ensues, and then they do this really freaky thing where they keep going back and forth to Frodo and Sam during the Aragorn/Arwen love scene... Frodo untightening his belt while Sam coos into his crotch, hand on Frodo's thigh in anticipation of "Master" Baggins's hairy little "One Thing" with which to rule him... Gollum watching from behind a tree with his hand down his codpiece, violently jerking off. i tell you, it should have gotten an NC-17 rating!
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Date: 2002-12-18 02:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-12-18 02:25 pm (UTC)(I was going to anyway, hush)
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Date: 2002-12-18 04:10 pm (UTC)frodo wants ME!
oh wait... no i think that's legolas...
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Date: 2002-12-18 09:03 pm (UTC)we all know you wanna make Gimli your bitch. filthy god damn degenerate. you probably own a yoke, don't you?
i have to say, for once i actually thought Liv T. was awful damn hot. last one i thought she was just really strangely good (damn good... TOO good). now she makes me wanna touch my pee-pee. she looked thicker, too, for some weird reason, even though they filmed 'em all at the same time. and hey- why does she look more like the offspring of Freddie Mercury than that nancy-boy from Aerosmith?
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