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OMG Frodo and Sam like totally made out!

thass right, during this scene where Aragorn is sleeping and Arwen (who the fuck is she again?) comes to him in his dream, heavy petting ensues, and then they do this really freaky thing where they keep going back and forth to Frodo and Sam during the Aragorn/Arwen love scene... Frodo untightening his belt while Sam coos into his crotch, hand on Frodo's thigh in anticipation of "Master" Baggins's hairy little "One Thing" with which to rule him... Gollum watching from behind a tree with his hand down his codpiece, violently jerking off. i tell you, it should have gotten an NC-17 rating!

Date: 2002-12-18 02:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tyrsalvia.livejournal.com
they didn't, sadly, but there were a number of times where they looked like they were about to, and i was just hoping they'd finally kiss.

Date: 2002-12-18 02:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] astralweeks.livejournal.com
Weird... now I HAVE to see it, of course.

(I was going to anyway, hush)

Date: 2002-12-18 04:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mistressxenobia.livejournal.com
perv...


frodo wants ME!

oh wait... no i think that's legolas...

Date: 2002-12-18 09:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] transmothra.livejournal.com
scary fucking whorenun. we should smoke cigarettes and have creepy, deviant sex.

we all know you wanna make Gimli your bitch. filthy god damn degenerate. you probably own a yoke, don't you?

i have to say, for once i actually thought Liv T. was awful damn hot. last one i thought she was just really strangely good (damn good... TOO good). now she makes me wanna touch my pee-pee. she looked thicker, too, for some weird reason, even though they filmed 'em all at the same time. and hey- why does she look more like the offspring of Freddie Mercury than that nancy-boy from Aerosmith?

Date: 2002-12-18 05:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sylensio.livejournal.com
i dunno, man...someone told me they saw Sam and Frodo at a bathhouse near 6th and Chester...course i'm just repeating what i heard....but "Master" Baggins didn't seem to be the one in charge, if you know what i mean!!!!!!! (Go Sam, Go Sam!!!)

Date: 2002-12-18 07:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] transmothra.livejournal.com
interestingly, Captain Picard and Data had an almost identical scene in Star Trek: Nemesis.

Date: 2002-12-18 07:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] divineseduction.livejournal.com
*almost falls over laughing*

Date: 2002-12-19 10:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sylensio.livejournal.com
i was thrilled yo..do you hear me. i was beside myself. i was no good for a solid hour for shitsakes...heheh

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