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transmothraOriginally published at jeremyjarratt.com. You can comment here or there.
from Ian Davies
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><strong>Originally published at <a href="http://jeremyjarratt.com/2011/03/my-spam-reply/">jeremyjarratt.com</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://jeremyjarratt.com/2011/03/my-spam-reply/#comments">there</a>.</strong></p><p>from Ian Davies <iandavies198 @gmail.com><br />
reply-to <a rel="nofollow" id="emailShroud0" stoDom="yahoo.no" stoUser="daviesian12" href="http://www.somethinkodd.com/emailshroud/emailaddress.php?domainName=yahoo.no&userName=daviesian12&ver=2.0.0" >daviesian12</a><br />
to transmothra<br />
date Thu, Mar 3, 2011 at 11:17 AM<br />
subject Please reply immediately its very important..<br />
11:17 AM (18 hours ago)</p>
<p>I am Ian Davies ;an accredited vendor of Alliot Groups, a<br />
subsidiary firm of Emirates International Holding (EIH); A private<br />
equity funds holding company that focuses on hedge funds.</p>
<p>I have contacted you in the hope that you can be my associate to<br />
assume the new<br />
recipient of a Fixed-Income deposit, valued at 25MUSD</p>
<p>Once I file your details as the new recipient to the funds, the funds<br />
will be approved through the AUTOMATED CLEARING HOUSE (ACH) – A<br />
facility used by financial institutions to distribute electronic debit<br />
and<br />
credit entries to bank accounts and settle such entries. Under the<br />
automated clearing house system.</p>
<p>Once your details is approved as the new recipient; a Credit advice<br />
will be issued in your favor and the funds will clear in your account<br />
within three banking days. I am willing to give you 40% which is 10MUSD<br />
as your<br />
commission out of the 25MUSD for your assistance in providing an<br />
account<br />
to<br />
clear the funds. I am confident you will be honest enough to adhere to<br />
our<br />
agreed commissions in spite of the 25MUSD coming through your account.</p>
<p>I will need you to forward me your legal names address and phone to<br />
file your details on the fund as the new recipient in this first Quarter<br />
of the<br />
financial fiscal year 2011</p>
<p>Looking forward to working with you.<br />
Ian Davies<br />
Accredited vendor<br />
Alliot Groups PS<br />
Awaiting your legal names,address and telephone number</p>
<p>from Ian Davies </iandavies198><iandavies198 @gmail.com><br />
sender-time Sent at 2:34 AM (GMT+02:00). Current time there: 12:43 PM. ?<br />
reply-to <a rel="nofollow" id="emailShroud1" stoDom="yahoo.no" stoUser="daviesian12" href="http://www.somethinkodd.com/emailshroud/emailaddress.php?domainName=yahoo.no&userName=daviesian12&ver=2.0.0" >daviesian12</a><br />
to transmothra<br />
date Fri, Mar 4, 2011 at 2:34 AM<br />
subject Hope to hear from you its very important.<br />
hide details 2:34 AM (3 hours ago)<br />
I am Ian Davies ;an accredited vendor of Alliot Groups, a<br />
subsidiary firm of Emirates International Holding (EIH); A private<br />
equity funds holding company that focuses on hedge funds.<br />
I have contacted you in the hope that you can be my associate to<br />
assume the new<br />
recipient of a Fixed-Income deposit, valued at 25MUSD<br />
Once I file your details as the new recipient to the funds, the funds<br />
will be approved through the AUTOMATED CLEARING HOUSE (ACH) – A<br />
facility used by financial institutions to distribute electronic debit<br />
and<br />
credit entries to bank accounts and settle such entries. Under the<br />
automated clearing house system.<br />
Once your details is approved as the new recipient; a Credit advice<br />
will be issued in your favor and the funds will clear in your account<br />
within three banking days. I am willing to give you 40% which is 10MUSD<br />
as your<br />
commission out of the 25MUSD for your assistance in providing an<br />
account<br />
to<br />
clear the funds. I am confident you will be honest enough to adhere to<br />
our<br />
agreed commissions in spite of the 25MUSD coming through your account.<br />
I will need you to forward me your legal names address and phone to<br />
file your details on the fund as the new recipient in this first Quarter<br />
of the<br />
financial fiscal year 2011<br />
Looking forward to working with you.<br />
Ian Davies<br />
Accredited vendor<br />
Alliot Groups PS<br />
Awaiting your legal names,address and telephone number</p>
<p>from transmothra<br />
sender-time Sent at 4:47 AM (GMT-05:00). Current time there: 5:44 AM. ?<br />
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to <a rel="nofollow" id="emailShroud3" stoDom="yahoo.no" stoUser="daviesian12" href="http://www.somethinkodd.com/emailshroud/emailaddress.php?domainName=yahoo.no&userName=daviesian12&ver=2.0.0" >daviesian12</a><br />
date Fri, Mar 4, 2011 at 4:47 AM<br />
subject Re: Hope to hear from you its very important.<br />
mailed-by transmothra.com<br />
hide details 4:47 AM (56 minutes ago)<br />
My Dear Friend Ian,</p>
<p>I am so glad to hear from you! Twice in one night! I very much hope that you will forgive my vapid insolence, as it has been well over 12 hours since your first email was sent. I can certainly understand why you would send me another message. You were probably worried about my health, knowing, as you surely do, of my dire condition.</p>
<p>As you may remember from our rendezvous the other night, I am not well. The bruise surrounding the warty area on my penis has started to emit a strange brownish-orange discharge. Most likely it is bloody pus from the infection, although I fear I cannot satisfactorily explain the color. Since you were the last person with whom I had a romantic liaison, I must earnestly beg for you to seek attention from your local medical facilities. You don’t want to wind up with what I’ve got, Ian. It hurts like hell.</p>
<p>And that’s nothing compared to the fissures I’ve been developing on my anus. I had my nurse check them out, and he couldn’t find how deeply they went, since he couldn’t fit his arm in any further. If it’s as serious as I suspect it is, you’ll want to check yours out as well, for sure. You’ll want to do it fast, too, since it seems to be getting worse almost by the hour. Hell, if you have to, just tear off your trousers, run out into the street and ask the first passer-by you see to put his or her hand in there and feel around. Bring a flashlight too. It might help to spot the maggots, although you might not even need it. I can feel mine squirming around in there just fine without one. In fact, I shouldn’t think you would even have need of checking at all, if your excrement is like soured milk, in sight, smell, and texture, as mine is. If that’s the case, get yourself a doctor pronto, and probably a lawyer too. The smell of doom is that of sour milk. Indeed.</p>
<p>But, on to business. It is obvious to me that, aside from your warm and loving affection, you sincerely trust me a great deal, which I appreciate most sweetly; and of course I trust you like I trust my own brother (although, between you and me, he can be a real asshole sometimes – and I am starting to suspect that he may be a faggot, besides… he’ll be walking with a limp for a month after I show him what he gets for that). However, I will need a few details from you before we begin this mutually-lucrative transaction. Since this is surely destined to be a completely legitimate transaction, after all, I trust you won’t mind providing these little details one bit. I’ll make it worth you while, believe me. Believe me. Oh, believe me, Ian. Believe me!</p>
<p>If you would so please, my old friend, send me the following details. Once I receive the proper data from you, I will begin the process of forwarding the information to my nurse, who will begin to distribute any and all information you have requested back to you and any partners you specify. I thank you for your patience with me during these troubling times. Hopefully we can get this process completely quickly, as I fear my time is not long for this world. I feel that I am fading fast, Ian!</p>
<p>Full name:<br />
Aliases:<br />
Government <acronym title="Identification (also 'Intelligent' Design)">ID</acronym>#:<br />
Street Address:<br />
Date of birth:<br />
City of birth:<br />
Mother’s full name:<br />
Father’s full name:<br />
Telephone number:<br />
E-mail address:<br />
Current <acronym title="Internet Protocol">IP</acronym> address:<br />
MAC address (this is important so I can send you whatever you need directly):<br />
Credit card number:<br />
Credit card issuing bank:<br />
Bank account number:<br />
Bank account routing number:</p>
<p>Again, thank you Ian, for offering me the opportunity to partake in the fortune with which you are currently involved. My best to you and your whore wife and worthless children.</p>
<p>Your loving compagnon-au-nuit,<br />
Thaddeus “Tad” Ghostal</p>
<p>P.S., I am most serious about getting yourself looked at. I have been throwing up what looks like partially-liquefied pig’s liver for the past 12 hours now. It smells almost exactly like the rotten corpse of a severely inebriated rotgut wino – about four days in, I surmise. There’s even a sort of stringy, thread-like substance running all through it that causes me no end of duress throughout this ugly process. So please, for the love of all that is sweet and pure, see your doctor ASAP. It appears to be catching, as my daughter is starting to take ill with it as well. I couldn’t give two shits about her, but I don’t want to lose you, Ian.</iandavies198></p>
