antacid for your oblongata

[transmothra]

there is nothing in this world more disgusting and inevitable than suddenly realizing that you have lost track of the fly you had been fighting off moments before when you were making what you had until very recently considered a delicious peanut butter sandwich.

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superlatively savory! terribly tasty! yspecially yummy!

...the fly, on the other hand, was nasty as fuck.

ooh, i hate them gnat fuckers! they drive me crazy. probably all carrying around diseases handed down from the middle ages, pah!

i must think of a good Secret Society acronym for G.N.A.T. now because i bet it makes good ones.