alcohol

right now, at this moment, i am letting alcohol solve my problems temporarily.

anything you read above from today's date MUST be taken with a  grain  shaker of salt.

The List

A++ list (people who i'd actually consider killing a man for):
my best friend and confidant Lisa L.
Alanis Morrissette (damn straight, so fuck off)
Janeane Garofalo
Jodie Foster

A+ list (people i'd willingly humiliate myself publicly for):
flooding
mistressxenobia
wirklichkeit
my friend Cat
my friend Ria
my friend Melissa
my friend Jennifer
Maya Rudolph
Lili Taylor
Illeana Douglas
Kim Deal
Halle Berry
Kim Gordon

A list (people i just plain *LUV* all to pieces!!):
nancianna
tyrsalvia
slbass
dimmiedanger
my friend Krista
my friend Jaime
my friend Paola
my friend Kimbley
my friend Monica
my friend Leah

B list (people who totally rock in a practically unbelievable fashion):
aimercat
kaitan
my friend Brigitte
my friend Susan
et cetera....

a special note about context.

think i'll go to the petting zoo today. damn, i need to get laid.

~OR~

damn, i need to get laid. think i'll go to the petting zoo today.



...see what i mean about context? everything changes, depending on the context of the situation.