a weekend

wow, a long, good weekend (for once).

Saturday my ol' chum Jason & his fiancee Krissy (who doth rock) came into town. we were supposed to meet at my friends Jessie & Mike's place, but since i never get out, i got lost trying to find it, so i called and told 'em to go ahead and meet me at Peaches in Yellow Springs. had a few pitchers of good hoppie ale and much mad gasket-springing political argumentationalism; much good laughter. then we went back to Jessie & Mike's place (Mike stayed in) and continued our riotous debates. Good Times.

today i hung out with my pals Fred & Lisa. had a few beers, they fed me some beautiful spicy pasta & we watched Kingpin on DVD. not as riotous, but me & Fred always have fun. man, we used to do some stupid shit back in the day. i hope neither one of us ever realizes our dreams of having a superfast car. it's all fun and games until somebody slams face first into a telephone pole at 140mph while drag racing down the twistiest, hilliest backwoods country road in the region. and somehow, we've always managed to escape that fate. no, we don't do crazy shit like that anymore. i'm jes' sayin', is all. gawd forbid either of us ever gets any REAL horsepower.

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oh, and before i forget...

http://www.darpa.mil/iao

at first, when i saw this, i practically hyperventilated. i mean, how blatant can they be? i was convinced, absolutely convinced, that they are affiliated heavily with the Illuminati, and that the Illuminati may actually be real (the jury for me has always been out on this issue).

then i thought that perhaps they're only trying to make us THINK they're the Illuminati, but really not, to throw us off (which would still mean that they are in cahoots somehow). now, of course, i realise that what they're ACTUALLY doing is trying to make us THINK that they are trying to make us think that they are or aren't the Illuminati. so we're back to Square One: DARPA may or may not be affiliated with the Illuminati.

but let's face it: in roughly ten thousand years of human civilisation, every single technological advance ever recorded has been vastly and dramatically overshadowed in a single century (the 20th). which means that someone is talking to the lloigor, or is receiving transmissions from Sirius, or something peculiar like that.

if you don't hear from me, or if i turn up missing, you'll know that i was right.

the preceding, of course, is my insurance policy, since i'm sure that big spooky government agencies and big spooky eschaton-immanentizers probably google themselves from time to time. among other things.

see??! SEE?!!??!

Visionary, revolutionary, vigilante - these descriptions all fit you well. You are thoroughly disgusted with society and humanity as a whole, and you have several rather diabolical plans to reshape it to fit your designs. You're probably a loner, and most people think you're crazy. That's just because they don't understand, though, and you'll show them someday anyway. Heh heh heh. You are known to become very passionate about many causes, have torrid love affairs, and be seen as a either a demagogue or a hero to the proletariat masses.

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