i've got full-blown H.I.P.!

that's "Hep Individual, Punk!"

wow, i'm a dirty, smelly hippie! my hair is getting really really long! i never noticed it before, because i ponytail it all up and never see it. but it is long. i look like early Chris Cornell, minus the female-fetching looks. i'm-a hafta get me a camera one-a these days, so people on the 'net can see what i look like now. for now, just imagine a roadie for the Allman Brothers, circa 1973 (no grey hair yet).

today, i learned

...how to back up a MySQL database using phpMyAdmin!

i also learned

...that white people suck. i posted this on a messageboard today, and got some responses i wasn't expecting...

"right now i'm listening to white people bitchin' and moanin' about black/non-white people and all the supposed benefits they get. they simply don't realize that nothing on this earth is worth living the life that black/non-white folks in amurikkka have to live, with people like that running around trying their best to ruin their day.

personally, i don't think that 40 acres and a mule was NEAR enough "restitution," but i don't see how much more could be done without bankrupting the country, what with all the descendants of slaves there are now. but i do think that the best way to start would be to shut the #()@% up and start bein' nice to one another. what the hell ever happened to civility, fer chrissakes??!

and what's with people griping about a day off from work?! how can those people even claim not to be racist filth?!? next month in amurikkka is Black History Month. note that they get the shortest month of the year, when we white bastids get the other 11 months, and god forbid the Indians get even a day (hell, with Columbus day, they get -1 day!)... and i hear people moanin' about that!

what the hell did happen to civility in this country?!?

here's to non-white people, all over the world! [cheers.gif] ...may you all get the happiness, the comfort, the security, and the liberty that you deserve!"

read more here...

...mean old white people!

what rocks?

Dark Forum pretty much does, that's what.

uh huh

do i have great taste in colours or what? look at those god damned links, just look at them! they look like they were flown in from outer space or something. ghastly. gnarly. rock and rolly. spooky.

my boner

here's a joke i just told over at htmlforums. i hope it does better here.

i'm in Las Vegas, and there's a convention in town for stand-up comics. everybody's there. most of them are grizzled vets, so they all already know every possible joke, and even go so far as to use a numbering system, in lieu of sitting all the way through the same tired, though funny, old jokes they've all heard before a million times. "42!" shouts one guy, and everybody laughs. "23!" shouts another, and the crowd is rolling. "73" yells the bartender, who knew a few jokes himself. even i got into it and called out 420, which got a few chuckles here and there.

just then, somebody shouts out "235!" and a young guy across from me just starts howling in mads fits of laughter. he fell off his stool and actually started to ROFLHAO! two more jokes were "told" before he finally came to his senses. "what was that all about?" i asked him. "oh," he giggled (in spurts, wheezing a little and obviously out of breath from laughing so hard), "that joke was so funny! i hadn't heard it before!"

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my head is going to 'splode

incidentally, here is the avatar i use over at htmlforums:

track of the day at garageband.com

woo-HOO!

"sci-fu" will be the track of the day at garageband.com on the 29th!

schwank.