Bill O'Reilly, sex pervert

Bill O'Reilly, FOXNews' Head Bully, has [allegedly] been sexually harrassing an associate producer of his show, “The O’Reilly Factor.”

no, seriously, you've GOT to see this:

HA HA HA HA HA HA!!

“If any woman ever breathed a word I’ll make her pay so dearly that she’ll wish she’d never been born. I’ll rake her through the mud, bring up things in her life and make her so miserable that she’ll be destroyed.”

oh.

yikes.

Re: Bill O'Reilly, FOXNews' wanton simpleton...

thanks to the brilliant and ever-helpful saint_durrutti for pointing out that The Smoking Gun has the entire complaint up. it's quite amazing to behold.

btw, i've never seen so much airbrushing. i bet whoever doctored up that photo of Bill must have had to run down to the hardware shop 6 times or more just for paint. this, of course, after the original photographer probably caused a run on gauze that very likely contributed indirectly to the deaths of scores of honest, hardworking Americans in Long Island emergency rooms.