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Tuesday, August 8, 2045



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omg

i just got a spam with the following subject line:

transmothra,Increase your bust size in just weeks!!

...mulling it over....

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mmmgirls!

i love girls.

girls, i love you!!

thank you, good night! please drive safely!



note: the statements and/or claims addresses herein reflect only a general opinion and do not represent the full range of sincerity or appreciation as expressed.
also, neither do they allude to the fact that there is only one girl which maker of said statement is actually head-over-heels for.
please consult a licensed guru before continuing/discontinuing prolonged use. may cause sleep disorders, dyspepsia, deep funk and/or gout. not available in all states. prohibited where void. werd to yo motha.

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jesus freakin' christ this is so god damn funny... i am currently typing this with one finger while holding my stomach and literally convulsing on the floor.

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