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[transmothra]

OMG Frodo and Sam like totally made out!

thass right, during this scene where Aragorn is sleeping and Arwen (who the fuck is she again?) comes to him in his dream, heavy petting ensues, and then they do this really freaky thing where they keep going back and forth to Frodo and Sam during the Aragorn/Arwen love scene... Frodo untightening his belt while Sam coos into his crotch, hand on Frodo's thigh in anticipation of "Master" Baggins's hairy little "One Thing" with which to rule him... Gollum watching from behind a tree with his hand down his codpiece, violently jerking off. i tell you, it should have gotten an NC-17 rating!

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[tyrsalvia.livejournal.com]

they didn't, sadly, but there were a number of times where they looked like they were about to, and i was just hoping they'd finally kiss.

[astralweeks.livejournal.com]

Weird... now I HAVE to see it, of course.

(I was going to anyway, hush)

[mistressxenobia.livejournal.com]

perv...


frodo wants ME!

oh wait... no i think that's legolas...

[sylensio.livejournal.com]

i dunno, man...someone told me they saw Sam and Frodo at a bathhouse near 6th and Chester...course i'm just repeating what i heard....but "Master" Baggins didn't seem to be the one in charge, if you know what i mean!!!!!!! (Go Sam, Go Sam!!!)

[transmothra.livejournal.com]

interestingly, Captain Picard and Data had an almost identical scene in Star Trek: Nemesis.

[divineseduction.livejournal.com]

*almost falls over laughing*

[sylensio.livejournal.com]