transmothra: (fuck face)
transmothra ([personal profile] transmothra) wrote2002-10-29 04:08 am

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thanks to [livejournal.com profile] mistressxenobia for always finding the cool ones...



Which tarot card are you?

(damn, i thought i'd get the cool one)





"Wait, I'm not a dictator!" you cry! Well lets look at the check list: Unelected? Check! Use wars and xenophobia to boost popularity? Check! Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you? Check! Kill scores of innocent people to get what you want? Check! Do anything to get your hands on oil? Check! Inhumane treatment of prisoners? Check! Face it, you're a dictator, and no amount of gloss will hide that fact… or the fact you're a borderline retard who looks like a monkey!

What tin-pot dictator are you? Take the "What Dictator am I?" test at PoisonedMinds.com





...but can you orgasm in the form of a question?


What's your sexual perversion?

Created by ptocheia







take the antisocial test.


and go to mewing.net. because laura's feeling social.







take the nerd test.


and go to mewing.net. a nerd utopia.





Come get your fortune read!

Created by ptocheia


oh, and don't forget
my onomatopoeia quiz...