i may boast it (in fact, many do toast it!), but i've been known to POST it!
i've been known to paste it! i'll often even baste it, and i've even let others taste it!
...because, let me tell you, people have found religion in my ass! people have looked upon it and found themselves staring into the gaping mouth of god hizself! many pilgrims have made visits to pay their tributes to my ass! my ass has solved major emotional crises! my ass has healed old wounds and brought comfort to the disabled. nowhere on earth has there been found a more relaxing or pleasant environment to be around than the vicinity directly facing my soft yet firm, rounded cheeks! all the scientists know that no ro-bot ever built can be said to be perfect, unless it sports an ass at least one tenth as great as mine; and that no clone would ever be worthy of carrying my ass-gene! it is a physiological impossibility to engineer a greater, more beautiful, or wiser ass than mine! the greatest works of art that humankind has yet produced look silly and hideous by comparison! my ass has usurped thrones and deposed kings! it's upended queens, who've pleaded and begged for more! there is no greater gift nor treasure that has been showered upon humanity by the gods, than my sacred, holy ass!
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Date: 2002-11-03 04:02 pm (UTC)i may boast it
(in fact, many do toast it!),
but i've been known to POST it!
i've been known to paste it!
i'll often even baste it,
and i've even let others taste it!
...because, let me tell you, people have found religion in my ass! people have looked upon it and found themselves staring into the gaping mouth of god hizself! many pilgrims have made visits to pay their tributes to my ass! my ass has solved major emotional crises! my ass has healed old wounds and brought comfort to the disabled. nowhere on earth has there been found a more relaxing or pleasant environment to be around than the vicinity directly facing my soft yet firm, rounded cheeks! all the scientists know that no ro-bot ever built can be said to be perfect, unless it sports an ass at least one tenth as great as mine; and that no clone would ever be worthy of carrying my ass-gene! it is a physiological impossibility to engineer a greater, more beautiful, or wiser ass than mine! the greatest works of art that humankind has yet produced look silly and hideous by comparison! my ass has usurped thrones and deposed kings! it's upended queens, who've pleaded and begged for more! there is no greater gift nor treasure that has been showered upon humanity by the gods, than my sacred, holy ass!
but perhaps best of all, my ass is for sale!